The Canes haven’t played a game in almost a week and the RCS staff has been going crazy. After about three days we ran out of game tape to watch, so we started breaking down the Storm Squad moves. They’ve truly got skills and little need for improvement. But it has got us wanting to become more involved. Below is our application to join their squad.
Dear Storm Squad Presented By Pepsi,
We’d really like to join your squad and are willing to make some trades by the March 1 deadline. Our strengths include: great dance moves & hockey knowledge. Our weaknesses: level of fitness & weeknight availability. Enclosed you will find our audition GIFs, feel free to incorporate into your routine as needed. We look forward to joining your squad in the coming weeks.
THE USED CAR SALESMAN
The Raleigh City Sports Team